Kriste M. King
Ate a chicken wing
She ate all she could
Like Josh knew she would
She got real full
But Josh said "That's bull!
That all you ate?"
Then he licked her plate
Later that night
Kriste got a fright
So she sent a text
All the while he flexed
Some time went by
Josh said with a sigh
While Kriste ate soup
"I underestimated my poop"
Kriste laughed aloud
While Josh gave no sound
Then she said
with that thought in her head
"I love you baby"
And now maybe
His cell he won't forget
Next time he's on the toilet
